I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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