So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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