Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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