yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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