Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.

  (231): View more from Michigan

  better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night. (231): better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you. http://tfl.nu/vawi
  Replies (3) Good night (839) Bad night (2048)
• Favorite

  (250): View more from British Columbia

  do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?

  (1-250): View more from British Columbia

  tequila

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (250): do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub? (1-250): tequila http://tfl.nu/yi12
  Replies (12) Good night (5239) Bad night (553)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval http://tfl.nu/opwb
  Replies (7) Good night (7090) Bad night (742)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage. http://tfl.nu/uh3k
  Replies (14) Good night (5755) Bad night (1278)
• Favorite

  (804): View more from Virginia

  I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (804): I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working... http://tfl.nu/tuy1
  Replies (18) Good night (6668) Bad night (941)
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk. http://tfl.nu/y7ij
  Replies (6) Good night (3163) Bad night (851)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting. http://tfl.nu/fbmg
  Replies (6) Good night (2686) Bad night (516)
• Favorite

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (405): As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better http://tfl.nu/3xhu
  Replies (6) Good night (612) Bad night (1230)
• Favorite

  (559): View more from California

  Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (559): Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes http://tfl.nu/dyqg
  Replies (12) Good night (4155) Bad night (709)
• Favorite

  (216): View more from Ohio

  Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight

  (440): View more from Ohio

  Challenge Accepted

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (216): Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight (440): Challenge Accepted http://tfl.nu/bdzo
  Replies (11) Good night (2429) Bad night (658)
• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen" http://tfl.nu/5w2n
  Replies (5) Good night (1077) Bad night (690)
• Favorite

  (216): View more from Ohio

  Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (216): Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight http://tfl.nu/4usg
  Replies (4) Good night (372) Bad night (627)
• Favorite

  (619): View more from California

  I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (619): I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers. http://tfl.nu/goy8
  Replies (3) Good night (648) Bad night (251)
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  How drunk is she?

  (1-612): View more from Minnesota

  She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): How drunk is she? (1-612): She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her http://tfl.nu/dk7m
  Replies (1) Good night (599) Bad night (269)
• Favorite

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (479): it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am http://tfl.nu/9x4r
  Replies (0) Good night (238) Bad night (431)

Randomize