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• (312): View more from Illinois

  We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?

  (312): View more from Illinois

  But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.

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  Shut up. I did not.

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I really wish I was making that up.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.

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• (650): View more from California

  Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.

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• (909): View more from California

  I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning

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• (425): View more from Washington

  THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?

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