Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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