4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I have fence marks all over my body
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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