It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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