think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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