Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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