What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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