found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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