4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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