I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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