Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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