I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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