Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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