party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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