So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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