don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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