: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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