Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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