yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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