so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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