Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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