I feel like I'm in dance class right now
she was so not down for the gang bang
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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