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i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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