hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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