I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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