Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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