My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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