He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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