My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
