i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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