They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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