Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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