Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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