Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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