all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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