When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
im six kinds of drunk right now
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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