Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.