on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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