Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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