Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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