We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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