I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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