I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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