normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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