Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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