Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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