I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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