I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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