Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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